Mission: Increase English language gender clarity by reducing ambiguity thru Vylz-e Protocol

Using he,him,his,his,himself when gender is unknown. When you're done reading this, do you incorrectly assume the character is male?

A person was down at the river bank withdrawing some polliwogs for his froggery, when he heard branches snapping nearby, and saw a creature creeping towards him from out of the forest. Its eyes had a gleam in them that made him think of all the fierceness of a salad, its nose resembled asparagus, its skin was white and bumpy like cauliflower. He fell backward in terror, and it stopped, a monstrous menacing mound of mobile vegetables. More crashings were heard from the forest, and two more creatures appeared above him on either side. The first creature spoke, in a quiet voice, and its breath smelled of root-beer floats and anise. "One should not take the wogs from the river, no no no little meatling. For they are pretty, and we likes to watch them." Another of the creatures spoke, saying "You would be wise to put them back, tiny tasty meatling, so that we doesn't have to savage you." With that, they raised their massive arms, each covered with wriggling things like grated carrots gone mad. He was indignant, feeling the polliwogs to be rightfully his, but under the circumstances he was not inclined to debate the issue. "No, no!" he cried, "I'll put them back! I'll put them back!" Scrambling over to the water's edge, he carefully deposited each one of them. "Yessssss...." they said, their voices starting as whispers and ending in roars, "YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"

Using VYLZ-ze. This is ready for public use.

A person was down at the river bank withdrawing some polliwogs for zer froggery, when ze heard branches snapping nearby, and saw a creature creeping towards zem from out of the forest. Its eyes had a gleam in them that made zem think of all the fierceness of a salad, its nose resembled asparagus, its skin was white and bumpy like cauliflower. Ze fell backward in terror, and it stopped, a monstrous menacing mound of mobile vegetables. More crashings were heard from the forest, and two more creatures appeared above zem on either side. The first creature spoke, in a quiet voice, and its breath smelled of root-beer floats and anise. "One should not take the wogs from the river, no no no little meatling. For they are pretty, and we likes to watch them." Another of the creatures spoke, saying "You would be wise to put them back, tiny tasty meatling, so that we doesn't have to savage you." With that, they raised their massive arms, each covered with wriggling things like grated carrots gone mad. Ze was indignant, feeling the polliwogs to be rightfully zes, but under the circumstances ze was not inclined to debate the issue. "No, no!" ze cried, "I'll put them back! I'll put them back!" Scrambling over to the water's edge, ze carefully deposited each one of them. "Yessssss...." they said, their voices starting as whispers and ending in roars, "YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"

Using VYLZ-ye. This is ready for public use.

A person was down at the river bank withdrawing some polliwogs for yer froggery, when ye heard branches snapping nearby, and saw a creature creeping towards yem from out of the forest. Its eyes had a gleam in them that made yem think of all the fierceness of a salad, its nose resembled asparagus, its skin was white and bumpy like cauliflower. Ye fell backward in terror, and it stopped, a monstrous menacing mound of mobile vegetables. More crashings were heard from the forest, and two more creatures appeared above yem on either side. The first creature spoke, in a quiet voice, and its breath smelled of root-beer floats and anise. "One should not take the wogs from the river, no no no little meatling. For they are pretty, and we likes to watch them." Another of the creatures spoke, saying "You would be wise to put them back, tiny tasty meatling, so that we doesn't have to savage you." With that, they raised their massive arms, each covered with wriggling things like grated carrots gone mad. Ye was indignant, feeling the polliwogs to be rightfully yes, but under the circumstances ye was not inclined to debate the issue. "No, no!" ye cried, "I'll put them back! I'll put them back!" Scrambling over to the water's edge, ye carefully deposited each one of them. "Yessssss...." they said, their voices starting as whispers and ending in roars, "YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"

Using VYLZ-ve. This is ready for public use.

A person was down at the river bank withdrawing some polliwogs for ver froggery, when ve heard branches snapping nearby, and saw a creature creeping towards vem from out of the forest. Its eyes had a gleam in them that made vem think of all the fierceness of a salad, its nose resembled asparagus, its skin was white and bumpy like cauliflower. Ve fell backward in terror, and it stopped, a monstrous menacing mound of mobile vegetables. More crashings were heard from the forest, and two more creatures appeared above vem on either side. The first creature spoke, in a quiet voice, and its breath smelled of root-beer floats and anise. "One should not take the wogs from the river, no no no little meatling. For they are pretty, and we likes to watch them." Another of the creatures spoke, saying "You would be wise to put them back, tiny tasty meatling, so that we doesn't have to savage you." With that, they raised their massive arms, each covered with wriggling things like grated carrots gone mad. Ve was indignant, feeling the polliwogs to be rightfully ves, but under the circumstances ve was not inclined to debate the issue. "No, no!" ve cried, "I'll put them back! I'll put them back!" Scrambling over to the water's edge, ve carefully deposited each one of them. "Yessssss...." they said, their voices starting as whispers and ending in roars, "YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"

Using VYLZ-le. This is ready for public use.

A person was down at the river bank withdrawing some polliwogs for ler froggery, when le heard branches snapping nearby, and saw a creature creeping towards lem from out of the forest. Its eyes had a gleam in them that made lem think of all the fierceness of a salad, its nose resembled asparagus, its skin was white and bumpy like cauliflower. Le fell backward in terror, and it stopped, a monstrous menacing mound of mobile vegetables. More crashings were heard from the forest, and two more creatures appeared above lem on either side. The first creature spoke, in a quiet voice, and its breath smelled of root-beer floats and anise. "One should not take the wogs from the river, no no no little meatling. For they are pretty, and we likes to watch them." Another of the creatures spoke, saying "You would be wise to put them back, tiny tasty meatling, so that we doesn't have to savage you." With that, they raised their massive arms, each covered with wriggling things like grated carrots gone mad. Le was indignant, feeling the polliwogs to be rightfully les, but under the circumstances le was not inclined to debate the issue. "No, no!" le cried, "I'll put them back! I'll put them back!" Scrambling over to the water's edge, le carefully deposited each one of them. "Yessssss...." they said, their voices starting as whispers and ending in roars, "YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"